I bet you exactly one cent that Kim Kardashian’s baby is named Key. It fits the K-name motif and has the flesh-tearingly irritating full name of “Key West.” 

As for Prince William and Kate, if it was a boy and if I was in her shoes (and I should be), I’d name him Alistair, and when he’s born (and every other entrance of his life), have a giant parade with elephants and hire a chorus to sing “MAKE WAAAAY FOR PRINCE ALIIIIIII!”

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