So as a kid, I didn’t really watch Disney movies because Hercules terrified me as a toddler, but I just remembered, when I was about ten, I had the stomach flu and I was sick in bed, and my mom gave me an audio tape of Pocahontas to listen to, and the music just hit me so POWERFULLY, probably because I was so sick, and I just felt like I’d never heard anything like it. And just now, I...
notanotherfatjoke: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
[[MORE]] So a heterosexual male friend of mine told me that my worst feature is that my breasts are too large, and honestly, that is so different from what I was expecting that it actually makes me feel really good about myself? My friend is also super weird, though
I ACCIDENTALLY TYPED IN ENTFLIX INSTEAD OF NETFLIX Now I’m dying… like… it’s only movies and shows about trees. Tree of Life, A Tree Grows In Brooklyn, One Tree Hill, The Place Beyond the Pines, Under the Greenwood Tree…
deodrant: i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
Anonymous asked: I was just wondering, what Shakespeare plays have you read?
Tell Me; Who'd you cast as me?
royharperme: Bonus: Tell me who’d you cast as my love interest. Double Bonus: Tell me who’d you cast as my best friend
I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
Aaaaggh, I just sent in my directing proposal for Julius Caesar after having the concept in mind for years, and I am feeling so nervous/excited/proud/scared/confused. It’s like a weird combination of:
Yo, I’m gonna reread Les Miserables this summer because I have the time— and it’s my fifth time rereading it, but this time I have the Norman Denny translation, which I haven’t read before. (I’ve read the Wilbour, Fahnestock-MacAfee and the Julie Rose, which are very different from one another!) Any thoughts on this version? Addendum: I speak no French, which was...
urbancatfitters: hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
peeta-ismydandelion-inthespring: agentscully: WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is.
lanadelrevupthosefryers: CUTE THINGS TO DO ON A FIRST DATE: rob a daycare center recite the first 100 digits of pi fling poo at each other play dodgeball in the middle of a restaurant stare at each other for 5 days straight
trillow: if we’d developed particle weapons during the ronald reagan era we could have called them ronald rayguns but we fucked that up just like everything else
awesomephilia: When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it
Why wouldn’t you like my blog?
marius: had you been there today you might know how it feels to be struck to the bone in a moment of breathless delight
enjolras: [looks into the camera like he's on the office]
bloodyobama: the party dont start till I walk out
My boyfriend said his doctor asked him if he had “thoughts of murder,” and I was like, “Uh, yeah, please do tell me if that happens.” And he said “DON’T WORRY YOU’LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW” in a terrifying voice and looked at me like this:
dollopheadsandclotpoles: This gif is my favourite Like OK Merlin. It totally looks like you gave them that look because you’re mad that Arthur’s not with Gwen instead. Ok Merlin Sure We believe you
me: i'm gonna write
me: slides out of chair
me: slides onto floor
I used to like the gap between my front two teeth, and was sad when my mom made me get it closed up, but now I’m glad I don’t have it anymore, because between that, my light hair, dark eyebrows, and my red and gold medieval-style dress, I would have no excuse NOT to dress up as show!Cersei.
in-castiel-we-trust: pinkies-wednesday: Am I the only one laughing at these pictures Because it’s Tom Hiddleston holding a hawk.. and like All I’m picturing is this Good to know I’m not the only one.
nothing-rhymes-with-ianto: jehancombefeyrac: thedoctorhaswonallofmytwo-hearts: she-loves-the-doctor: friendsofthegaybc: frenchrevolutionwho: jehanparnasse: fleursdejehan: [yells] JOLY IS MORE THAN HIS HYPOCHONDRIA JEHAN IS MORE THAN FLOWERS!!! FEUILLY IS MORE THAN POLAND GRANTAIRE IS MORE THAN JUST ALCOHOL MARIUS IS MORE THAN JUST COSETTE ENJOLRAS IS MORE THAN SEXY ...
its-a-ricktatorship: when you discover a tumblr user who shares practically all of your fandoms
halfdeadands0alive: froggyflan: I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like Have you ever seen Peter Pan She tries to MURDER WENDY MURDER also she’s a jealous monster why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”
friday more like stay insi-day.
lurkerpi: thriceinatrice: lurkerpi: WHAT I DONT GET IS WHY PEOPLE TURN OUT TO BE MURDERERS AND STUFF WHEN THEY COULD BE MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH WTF THATS PROBABLY THE MOST SATISFYING THING IN THE WORLD WHY WOULD YOU PASS THAT UP FOR KILLING PEOPLE Clearly you’ve never had the pleasure of watching the fear in mans eyes as the life flees the wreckage of his body. i am going to call...