Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.


Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

My god Schmergo, I don't mean this in a creepy way but I think we are the same person.

Why is Legolas your arch nemesis?

It’s a VERY long story. Basically, I feel like every great villain needs a really generic, bland good guy to be their nemesis, and Orlando Bloom plays the most generic, bland, disgustingly wholesome guys. So if I were an evil villain, he’d be the embodiment of goodness whom I loathe. He’s just the most boring, painfully earnest guys in Pirates of the Caribbean and Lord of the Rings, and his face and voice just kind of BOTHER me.

But the real root of his status as my nemesis goes back to late elementary school when all the girls had a crush on Orlando Bloom, and I was like **sooo non-conformist** and made a big deal about how much I hated him.

It’s evolved into this joke about how he’s an over-the-top beacon of beauty and goodness, who carved the Grand Canyon with his eyelashes and filled it with his tears, and poops rainbows.

TLDR, it’s really all a joke, and I don’t really have anything against Orlando Bloom, except that he’s kind of boring and was way too old to play Romeo on Broadway. I just feel like it’s funny to pick him as an example of all things wrong wtih the world, because he’s really quite inoffensive.

In the Bloom vs. Bieber war, whose side will you choose???

Let them destroy one another, ala the Hound and the Mountain. (Except more like Joffrey versus Jon Snow…)

Everyone’s been frantically rushing to inform me that my arch-nemesis, Orlando Bloom, punched Justin Bieber. This makes me feel very conflicted for so many reasons, and I may have to enter an existential fugue state. 

 I can only imagine that Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber’s argument was about which of them more resembles a pixie who sleeps inside a buttercup.


alexander the great(est iliad fanboy)

All of my friends are tagging each other in those ‘five pictures that make me feel beautiful’ meme, and nobody’s tagged me, and I’m pretty sure that it’s because they know I’ll intentionally pick really silly, ugly pictures of myself.





seeing a hot guy walk by like


Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"


talk hugo to me *saxophone solo*


2 notes doesnt pay the rent 

why are you so perfect?


[road to el dorado voice] “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve decided it’s a draw!”


enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

ur adorable :)

I guess if you’re into ancient cities