dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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(c)

sophmoreslump:

fvesos:

I never thought I’d ever read anything as miraculous as this

I LITERALLY KNOW HIM HE’S MY FRIENDS BROTHER THIS 100% TRUE I REMEMBER IT HAPPENING

The question is, did it wake him up when September ended?

sophmoreslump:

fvesos:

I never thought I’d ever read anything as miraculous as this

I LITERALLY KNOW HIM HE’S MY FRIENDS BROTHER THIS 100% TRUE I REMEMBER IT HAPPENING

The question is, did it wake him up when September ended?

log-merwholocked:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

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Please don’t look too closely at this… the details are awful cause i doodled this on a tiny notepad….plus I’m awful at drawing, but i couldn’t resist! Its such a cute idea

I’m any man’s dream right now- wearing high heels and carrying a large sandwich

Revising my resume- does ‘prolonged identity crisis’ count as a full-time job?

runhao:

i didn’t expect you to follow back and now i have to seem cool, a novel

Happy 1st of September!

thispunforhire:

squarecutorpearshape:

Is it just me or does Andrew Lloyd Webber look like a Charles Dickens villain because

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Mister Plinkerton?

captcevans:

Tweets by @ChrisEvans over photos from my camera roll

My friend’s in labor in the hospital right now. That’s right. On Labor Day weekend. God, how unoriginal can you get?

viage:

To save its lone customers from the awkward perils of solo dining, The Moomin House Cafe kindly seats diners with stuffed animal companions called Moomins, a family of white hippo-like characters created by Finnish illustrator and writer Tove Jansson.

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

If I were in Congress, I would totally add weird riders onto all the 500-page bills I had to read over, just to see what I could get away with. Like, you know how people will add in provisions so that their state can have funding for a cheese museum or something? I would add things like ‘mandatory no pants Thursday in the Senate’ and items that say that from now to the end of his natural life, LeBron James MUST be the Vice President for any winning Presidential candidate.