someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky
"How much do you love Tony Stark?"
*looks at ipad named Jarvis*
*looks at phone named Dummy*
*looks at my iron man cover photo on fb*
*looks at how I made my Siri call me “Mr Stark”*
*looks at Tony Stark wallpaper*
"…. I hate Tony Stark what are you talking about?"
Isn’t this the exact same combination of self-obsession and self-loathing that defines Tony as a character?
The truth is… I AM Tony Stark.
I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again
I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
why do we always have to reblog my mistakes
that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
A Poem for Act 1 of Hamlet:
ahh my dad’s a ghost!
ahh my dad’s a ghost!!
ahh shit my dad’s a ghost!!!
*checks if acne is still there*
i learned a palindrome today and its the best & funniest thing ive ever heard here goes:
No sir! Away! A papaya war is on!